1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:03,612 - A long time ago... 好耐好耐以前... 2 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:07,224 In a galaxy far, far away... 喺一個好遠好遠嘅銀河系... 3 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,269 - What are you talking about? - 你講緊乜嘢呀？ 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,053 - Well, uh, it's the-- - 呢個呢，就係... 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,446 From the beginning of star wars. 《星球大戰》開頭嗰段。 6 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,361 - But this is a show about christmas. - 但呢個係講聖誕節嘅節目嚟㗎喎。 7 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,189 It's not about space. 唔係講太空㗎。 8 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,626 - They have christmas in space. - 太空都有聖誕節㗎。 9 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:20,455 - ♪ let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ - ♪ 落雪啦，落雪啦，落雪啦 ♪ 10 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,065 - Oh! - 噢！ 11 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,719 - Whoo! - Whoo! - 嘩！ - 嘩！ 12 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,373 - Ooh, that's cold. - Yeah. - 嘩，好凍呀。 - 係呀。 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:29,246 - Oh, why can't they just put the Warehouse in, like, maui? - 點解佢哋唔將個倉庫擺喺茂宜島嗰啲地方呢？ 14 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,292 - Really? Because I love winter! - 吓？因為我好鍾意冬天㗎！ 15 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,337 I love snowmobiling and snowball fights 我好鍾意玩雪地電單車同打雪仗。 16 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:35,165 And, ooh, and hot apple cider! 同埋，噢，仲有熱蘋果酒！ 17 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,254 - Yeah, that's 'cause you're from, like, the rockies. - 係呀，因為你係嚟自洛磯山脈嗰啲地方㗎嘛。 18 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,865 There's no air up there. Your brain--not normal. 嗰度冇乜空氣㗎。你個腦——唔正常。 19 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:42,651 - Really? This from a man who giggles at "grand tetons." - 吓？呢句說話出自一個聽到「大提頓」就會咯咯笑嘅人？ 20 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:45,045 - You know what that means in french, don't you? - 你知唔知呢個字喺法文係咩意思㗎？ 21 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,394 Oh! 噢！ 22 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,135 - [laughs] - [笑] 23 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:50,876 - [laughs] oh! - [snorts and laughs] - [笑] 噢！ - [噴笑] 24 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,358 Ooh! Ooh, it's down my back! 噢！噢，佢跌咗落我背脊呀！ 25 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:55,968 Oh, who's-- okay, very funny. 噢，邊個——好，好好笑。 26 00:00:56,012 --> 00:00:57,840 Who's the child now? - Ooh! 而家邊個先係細路仔呀？ - 噢！ 27 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,450 - There's bombs around here, you know. - 呢度周圍有炸彈㗎，你知唔知㗎。 28 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:02,323 You could damage my tympanic membrane. 你會整傷我嘅耳膜㗎。 29 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:04,325 - It had, like, an arc. It wasn't even a-- - 佢有個弧度㗎，根本唔係—— 30 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:06,762 - ♪ sounds of the season, now ring it all in ♪ - ♪ 季節嘅聲音，而家一齊響起 ♪ 31 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:09,504 - Okay, now this is awesome! - 好，呢個真係好正！ 32 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,375 - Jingle, jingle! - 叮噹，叮噹！ 33 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:14,422 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - 喂喂喂喂喂。 34 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:15,423 Mmm! 嗯！ 35 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:19,818 - Marshmallow! Good job! - 棉花糖！做得好！ 36 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,472 - Artifacty "swiss-miss-hap." - 古物級嘅「瑞士小姐意外」。 37 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:22,908 Tasty blizzard in a cup! 好味嘅暴風雪喺杯入面！ 38 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:28,479 - Hey, claude, so what's with the twinkle lights? - 喂，Claude，啲閃燈係做咩㗎？ 39 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:32,092 - God bless us, everyone. - 上帝保佑我哋每一個人。 40 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:35,138 - And in this corner, weighing in at a hulking 200 pounds, - 而喺呢個角落，體重高達200磅嘅， 41 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,140 Would be Joshua Donovan, hanging the gloves 係Joshua Donovan，佢掛緊 42 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:40,056 That ali wore against foreman in the rumble in the jungle. Ali喺叢林之戰對Foreman嗰陣戴過嘅拳套。 43 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,797 - Hey, josh. - Hey. - 喂，Josh。 - 喂。 44 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,233 - All right, so what do those do? - 好，咁呢啲有咩用㗎？ 45 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:45,061 - Oh, they make you see stars without hitting you. - 噢，佢哋會令你見到星星，但唔會打你。 46 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,151 - Myka! That's the original mistletoe. - Myka！呢個係原始嘅槲寄生嚟㗎。 47 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,980 Ahem! It is rather strong. 咳！佢都幾勁㗎。 48 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,243 - [kissing sound] tetons. - [錫錫聲] 提頓。 49 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,331 - That has to come down. - 呢個一定要拆落嚟。 50 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,072 - I will get that. - 我會搞掂佢。 51 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,423 - So guys, this is the first time in ever I actually have - 各位，呢次係第一次我真係有 52 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,295 People in my life to spend the holidays with. 人喺我生命中陪我過節。 53 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:03,427 Figured we'd circle the yule log and eat figgy pudding. 諗住我哋圍住聖誕柴，食無花果布丁。 54 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,342 - Oh. Wow. - It's awkward. - 噢。嘩。 - 好尷尬。 55 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:06,604 - What? Why? - 做咩？點解呀？ 56 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,303 - Pete and I are going home for christmas. - Pete同我要返屋企過聖誕。 57 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:10,391 - Sorry, claude. - 唔好意思，Claude。 58 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,958 - Aw, well, I guess it's all right. - 噢，算啦，冇所謂啦。 59 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,265 Joshua and I will just hang with Artie claus. Joshua同我會同Artie聖誕老人一齊玩。 60 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:19,487 - What have you done to my office? - 你對我間辦公室做咗啲咩呀？ 61 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,880 - I got you something very special, - 我買咗份好特別嘅嘢俾你， 62 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:24,796 And I think you're gonna love it. 我諗你一定會好鍾意。 63 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,276 - [groans] why? - [呻吟] 點解呀？ 64 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,539 - It's called a present. - [grunts] - 呢個叫做禮物。 - [咕噥] 65 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,280 - You're familiar with presents, right? - 你識得禮物係咩嚟㗎，係咪？ 66 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:31,542 We earthlings exchange them 我哋地球人會交換禮物 67 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,588 As a sign of affection and gratitude. 作為愛同感激嘅表示。 68 00:02:33,631 --> 00:02:35,242 - No, no. Thank you but no thank you. - 唔，唔。多謝但係唔使客氣。 69 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:38,506 - Artie, it's a gift. Take it. - Artie，係一份禮物嚟㗎。收咗佢啦。 70 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,638 - Yeah, come on, Artie. Ho ho ho. - 係啦，嚟啦，Artie。呵呵呵。 71 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:43,293 - All right, look, could we just stop all this merriment? - 好，睇嚟，可唔可以停晒呢啲歡樂氣氛？ 72 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:46,035 Come on, some of these are dangerous arti--artif-- 嚟啦，呢度有啲係危險嘅古物——古—— 73 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,863 [groans] [呻吟] 74 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:50,909 This is not the holiday counter at woolworth's! 呢度唔係Woolworth嘅節日櫃檯嚟㗎！ 75 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:57,568 - Oh, my-- [groans] - 噢，我—— [呻吟] 76 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:01,181 - Uhh! You see what I mean? - 啊！你明唔明我講咩呀？ 77 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,399 [thud] [砰] 78 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:03,922 - Ow. - 哎。 79 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:06,273 [both laugh] [兩個都笑] 80 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,491 - Take it all down! - 拆晒佢落嚟！ 81 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,406 ♪ 82 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:10,886 ♪ mama claus said santa ♪ 聖誕媽媽話聖誕老人 83 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:14,716 ♪ why do you look so down? ♪ ♪ 點解你咁唔開心？ ♪ 84 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,413 ♪ christmas is a-comin' ♪ 聖誕節就嚟到 85 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:19,982 ♪ and you just been poutin' around ♪ ♪ 但你成日喺度嘟長個嘴 ♪ 86 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,332 - Oh, and dad, I almost forgot to tell you! - 噢，爸爸，我差啲唔記得話俾你知！ 87 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,465 Today at school, we had a secret santa, 今日喺學校，我哋玩咗秘密聖誕老人， 88 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,771 And this boy, matthew, he got me a phone case. 有個男仔叫Matthew，佢送咗個手機殼俾我。 89 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,295 He's never even said hi to me, 佢從來都冇同我打過招呼， 90 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,687 But he knew my favorite color, 但佢知道我嘅最愛顏色， 91 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,602 So I might have to give him a second look. 所以我可能要重新考慮吓佢。 92 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:34,649 - That sounds awesome. - 聽落好正喎。 93 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,304 - [sighs] dad, you're working again. - [嘆氣] 爸爸，你又喺度做緊嘢。 94 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,741 - Oh, um, yeah. Sorry, honey. - 噢，嗯，係呀。唔好意思，寶貝。 95 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,482 - That's rude, you know. - 咁樣好冇禮貌㗎，你知唔知㗎。 96 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:42,831 - I'm all yours now, okay? - 我而家完全係你㗎啦，好唔好？ 97 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:45,312 - Mom's right, you don't listen when women talk. - 媽咪講得啱，女人講嘢嘅時候你係唔會聽㗎。 98 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,227 - Oh, yikes. When did you turn into a woman? - 噢，嘩。你幾時變成女人㗎？ 99 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,011 - Well, I'm almost at the decade mark. - 我差唔多到十年大關啦。 100 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,969 That's a lot of life experience, you know. 呢啲係好多人生經驗嚟㗎，你知唔知㗎。 101 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,406 - Mm-hmm, yes. I guess you're right. - 嗯哼，係。我諗你講得啱。 102 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,711 I'm gonna have to keep up. 我要追得上你先得。 103 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,583 - Hey, why didn't you make the tree trimming? - 喂，點解你冇嚟裝飾聖誕樹㗎？ 104 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:57,280 Mom said you promised. 媽咪話你應承咗㗎。 105 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:59,500 - Well, sometimes mom makes things up - 有時媽咪會作嘢出嚟 106 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:02,503 Because she's mad at me, but, I mean, 因為佢嬲我，但係，我意思係， 107 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,069 She knew I couldn't make it this week. 佢知我今個星期冇可能嚟到㗎。 108 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,375 I'm up against all these deadlines 我要應付晒呢啲死線 109 00:04:05,419 --> 00:04:06,420 At the new mall, honey. 喺新商場嗰度，寶貝。 110 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:09,988 I--I--I'm sorry, kiddo. I'm sorry. 我——我——我好對唔住，小朋友。對唔住。 111 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,381 - It's okay. - 冇所謂啦。 112 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,427 - Now, you tell this boy matthew - 你而家同呢個男仔Matthew講 113 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,298 That your daddy's got a shotgun, okay? 你爸爸有把獵槍㗎，好唔好？ 114 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:17,431 And I will be wanting to meet him soon. 同埋我好快就會想見吓佢。 115 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,389 - Oh, dad, don't you dare! - 噢，爸爸，你唔好亂嚟呀！ 116 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:23,132 - See? I was listening the whole time. - 睇到未？我成個過程都有聽㗎。 117 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,307 I love you, sweetheart. 我愛你，甜心。 118 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,352 - Love you too, dad. - 我都愛你，爸爸。 119 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,310 - Mwah! - 啵！ 120 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,535 [muffled thud] [悶響] 121 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:40,149 [thuds] [砰] 122 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:43,195 - Somebody there? - 有人喺度？ 123 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,509 [thud] [砰] 124 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:02,040 [bang] [嘭] 125 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:06,088 [footsteps] [腳步聲] 126 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:12,355 [shattering glass] [玻璃碎裂聲] 127 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,358 - Hey! - 喂！ 128 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,534 What--what--what-- what the hell? 做——做——做——做咩嘢呀？ 129 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,623 What are you-- what are you-- 你做——你做—— 130 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,321 Aah! [gunshot] 啊！ [槍聲] 131 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,496 Oh, je-- 噢，天—— 132 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:23,801 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好，唔好！ 133 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,369 [shattering glass] No! Please, stop! [玻璃碎裂聲] 唔好！求吓你，停手！ 134 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,066 [dog barking] [狗吠聲] 135 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,418 No, no, no! [porcelain breaking] 唔好，唔好，唔好！ [瓷器碎裂聲] 136 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,033 - Ho ho ho! - 呵呵呵！ 137 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:47,477 [scraping] [刮擦聲] 138 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,013 - Oh, but colorado springs has this great light show. - 噢，但Colorado Springs有個好好嘅燈光騷。 139 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,407 - Ah, north canton has the pro football hall of fame, - 啊，North Canton有職業美式足球名人堂， 140 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:05,756 The hoover vacuum cleaner. 同埋Hoover吸塵機。 141 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,323 - That's not even-- - Cancel your flights. - 呢個根本唔係—— - 取消你哋嘅航班。 142 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,064 All trips are off. - What? 所有行程取消。 - 吓？ 143 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,457 Artie, are you kidding me? - Artie, it's christmas. Artie，你係咪玩嘢呀？ - Artie，而家係聖誕節嚟㗎。 144 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,415 - We've got a case. - [sighs] - 我哋有個案件。 - [嘆氣] 145 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:16,376 - Well, are you sure that it's one of ours? - 你肯定係我哋嗰啲嚟㗎？ 146 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:19,422 - Well, let's see. Home invasion. - 等我哋睇吓。入屋爆竊。 147 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,164 The victim reported-- reluctantly-- 受害者報告——唔情願咁—— 148 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,948 That the intruder, and I quote, 個入侵者，我引述， 149 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:27,430 "flew around the room in a cloud of light, 「喺一團光雲中飛咗成個房間， 150 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,780 Then disappeared up the chimney." 然後喺煙囪度消失咗。」 151 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:34,437 And this is the police sketch. 而呢個係警方素描。 152 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,613 - No. - 唔係掛。 153 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:39,442 - You have got to be kidding. - 你一定係講笑。 154 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:42,750 [dogs barking to jingle bells] [狗吠聲伴隨《鈴兒響叮噹》] 155 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:47,711 [joy to the world played on sleigh bells] [雪橇鈴演奏《普世歡騰》] 156 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:50,714 [Warehouse 13 theme] [《倉庫13》主題曲] 157 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:58,374 ♪ 158 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,178 [upbeat music playing] [輕快音樂播放中] 159 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,353 - Poor Artie. - 可憐嘅Artie。 160 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,225 Must be exhausting to be that grouchy 成日咁暴躁一定好攰 161 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,400 Without even time off for the holidays. 連假期都冇得唞。 162 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,923 - You think he was like that as a kid? - 你覺得佢細個嗰陣係咪已經係咁㗎？ 163 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,796 - Whoa. I've never actually pictured Artie as a child. - 嘩。我從來冇諗過Artie係細路仔嘅樣。 164 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:30,885 It's disturbing. - Yeah, it is. 好恐怖。 - 係呀，真係。 165 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,756 - Wait, haven't I ever showed you this? - 等等，我係咪從來冇俾你睇過呢個？ 166 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,585 - Oh, my god. Look at that. - 天啊。你睇吓。 167 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:37,152 He even looks happy. 佢甚至睇落好開心。 168 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,110 Think he came out of the womb with those eyebrows? 你覺得佢一出世就有呢對眼眉毛㗎？ 169 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:41,156 - He once told me that sitting at that piano - 佢曾經同我講過，坐喺嗰部鋼琴前面 170 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,419 Was his favorite place in the entire world. 係佢成個世界最鍾意嘅地方。 171 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,247 - Wait, Artie plays? - Yeah. - 等等，Artie識彈琴㗎？ - 係呀。 172 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,640 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - 噢，係啦係啦係啦。 173 00:07:46,683 --> 00:07:48,380 His dad was a professional musician or something? 佢爸爸係專業音樂人定係點？ 174 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,078 - Taught composition at temple. - 喺Temple大學教作曲。 175 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,296 Sent Artie to juilliard. 送Artie去Juilliard讀書。 176 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,864 But when he went to go work for the nsa, 但當佢去咗NSA做嘢之後， 177 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:56,040 His dad never talked to him again. 佢爸爸就再冇同佢講過嘢。 178 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,302 - So how do we put that face - 咁我哋點樣先可以將嗰個笑容 179 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:59,130 Back on ol' crabby mcgrumpy pants? 放返落個暴躁佬塊面度呢？ 180 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,742 - "gluckklavier?" "gluckklavier." - 「Gluckklavier？」「Gluckklavier。」 181 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,308 - Glue what to what? - 黐乜嘢落乜嘢度呀？ 182 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:04,527 - Oh, it's the make of the piano. - 噢，係鋼琴嘅牌子嚟㗎。 183 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,529 Picked up a little german at cern. 喺CERN學咗少少德文。 184 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,183 Never heard of gluckklavier, though. 不過從來未聽過Gluckklavier。 185 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:11,012 - Bro, you're a genius! We'll find it. - 兄弟，你係天才嚟㗎！我哋會搵到佢。 186 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:12,579 - danke. find what? - danke。 搵到乜嘢呀？ 187 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,494 - This piano! Artie's favorite place! - 呢部鋼琴呀！Artie最鍾意嘅地方！ 188 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:17,148 - The actual piano? Claudia, how? - 真係嗰部鋼琴？Claudia，點樣搵呀？ 189 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:19,194 - We're in the object finding business. - 我哋係做搵物件呢行㗎嘛。 190 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:20,543 Artie grew up in philly, right? Artie喺費城大㗎，係咪？ 191 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,327 So, we'll start by calling piano tuners. 所以我哋由打電話俾調琴師開始。 192 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,678 Figure out who worked on gloocky-glockenshpielers. 搵出邊個整過呢啲Glooky-Glockenshpieler。 193 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,896 - What are you gonna do? - 你打算點做呀？ 194 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,681 Search every piano tuner in philadelphia? 搜晒費城所有調琴師？ 195 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,247 - How many can there be? - 會有幾多個啫？ 196 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:34,078 - Well, from the combined 215 and 610 area codes, - 由215同610區號合計， 197 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,428 486. 486個。 198 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:39,301 - So we'll split 'em up. Come on, guys! - 咁我哋分開打啦。嚟啦，各位！ 199 00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,651 Worst case scenario, we rack up a mondo phone bill. 最壞情況，我哋會收到張超大電話費單。 200 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:44,175 But if we succeed, we give Artie 但係如果我哋成功，我哋就送俾Artie 201 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:47,048 The most awesome present ever! 呢份禮物真係最正！ 202 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:50,225 - ♪ well it's a california christmas ♪ - ♪ 呢個係加州聖誕 ♪ 203 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:54,708 ♪ and it's the best time of the year ♪ ♪ 一年最好嘅時候 ♪ 204 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,710 - Entry key pad, motion sensors-- - 門口密碼鎖、感應器—— 205 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:57,972 None of it was triggered. 全部都冇觸發到。 206 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,627 - And you say he left through the chimney? - 你話佢係由煙囪走？ 207 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,411 - Look, I've already entertained the lapd - 我已經同LAPD講咗成個鐘 208 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:05,240 For an hour, and they stared at me like I was a nutjob. 佢哋睇我好似睇傻佬咁。 209 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:06,371 Is there any reason 有冇理由 210 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,503 Why the secret service needs an encore? 特勤局要再嚟一次？ 211 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,330 - We wouldn't be here if we thought - 如果我哋覺得你癲，就唔會嚟啦，Newley先生。 212 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,679 You were crazy, mr. Newley. - 唉！咁窄好難爬上去㗎。 213 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:12,421 - Uhh! It's pretty narrow to climb. 我估聖誕老人，你知啦，成肚都係啫喱—— 214 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:17,208 And I'm guessing santa's, you know, bowl full o' jelly-- - 唔係，佢冇爬上去。佢... 215 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:19,384 - No, he didn't climb up there. He... 佢係「嗖」一聲。 216 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,865 He whooshed. 仲閃閃發光。 217 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:22,953 And twinkled. - 嗖一聲同閃閃發光。 218 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:25,521 - Whooshed and twinkled. 聽落似係有人用緊啲嘢。 219 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,697 That definitely sounds like someone's using something. - 係。 - 絕對唔係。 220 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:30,047 - Yeah. - Absolutely not. 我可以驗毒，證明俾你睇。 221 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,745 I will take a drug test. I will prove it to you. - 唔係唔係唔係。佢唔係呢個意思。 222 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:34,138 - No, no, no, no. That's not what he meant. - 信我啦，老友，你算好彩。 223 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,662 - Believe me, guy, you're lucky. 嗖一聲同閃閃發光 224 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,054 A whoosh and a twinkle is a lot better 好過「滋滋」聲同「啪」一聲， 225 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,621 Than a sizzle and a splat, 或者更衰嘅，「滋滋滋」同「卡嚓」！ 226 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,450 Or even worse, a zzz-zap and ker-chow! - Pete。 227 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:44,061 - Pete. - 好啦，Newley先生，你有冇啲仇人？ 228 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:48,065 - Okay, so, mr. Newley, do you have any, uh, enemies? - 我又有錢又成功又瘦。 229 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,764 - Well, I'm rich, I'm successful, I'm thin. 通常呢啲嘢會激嬲人。 230 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,157 That usually pisses somebody off. - 唔係，我係話有動機嘅人。 231 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:55,290 - No, I meant someone with a motive. 呢度話你準備拆 232 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,249 It says here that you're starting demolition 一個新商場。 233 00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,990 On a new shopping mall. 有冇人要被迫遷？ 234 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,470 Is there anyone being evicted? - 得啲舊舖頭 235 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,037 - There's just some junky old shops 冇人去㗎。 236 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,647 That nobody ever goes to. 有一個佬好唔忿氣，但係，你知啦，成日都有。 237 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,345 And one guy's pretty cheesed, but, you know, it happens. - 聽落有動機。 238 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,391 - Sounds motivational. - 我哋去搵佢傾。 - 好。 239 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,001 - Let's go talk to him. - Let's. - 嗯。 - 而家？ 240 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,002 - Mm-hmm. - Now? - 係。 - 好。 241 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,003 - Yes. - Yeah. - 噢！ 242 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,048 - Oh! [放屁聲效] 243 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,575 [flatulence sound effect] [笑聲] 244 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,011 [laughter] - 記住，等佢就坐嗰陣 245 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,839 - Now remember, just slide it under your uncle's butt 先放喺你阿叔屁股下面。 246 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,188 Just before he sits down. 一定好好笑。 247 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,277 It'll be hilarious. 好啦，玩得開心啲。 248 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,322 All right, have fun. 哦，正。呢個係咩？ 249 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:30,064 Oh, great. What's this? 今次帶咗啲靚律師嚟呀，Newley？ 250 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,414 You got some fancy lawyers with you this time, newley? - 有人襲擊我屋企。 251 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,024 - Someone attacked my home. Wilkie先生，特勤局。 252 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,896 Mr. Wilkie, secret service. - 哦，我哋咁重要㗎？ 253 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,680 - Oh, well, aren't we important? 如果你搵到條友，俾個名我，好唔好？ 254 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,074 Look, if you find the guy, send me his name, okay? 我送佢一隻我最正嘅橡膠雞。 255 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,076 I'll send him over one of my best rubber chickens. - 好搞笑。聖誕老人衫嘅其他部分呢？ 256 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,121 - Very funny. Where's the rest of the santa suit? - 咩意思，笑我肥？ 257 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,688 - What is that, a fat joke? - 兩晚前你喺邊？ 258 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,994 - Where were you two nights ago? - 我喺度睇工。 259 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:49,170 - I was right here, surfing job web sites. 唔知你有冇聽過，我就快冇得撈。 260 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,563 Don't know if you heard, but I'm getting put out of business. - 如果你或者其他人有咩投訴， 261 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,565 - If you or any of the others have any complaints, 請同我辦公室講。 262 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,393 Please just take it up with my office. 我俾嘅錢已經多過呢度嘅價值。 263 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:58,179 I am giving you way more than this place is worth. - 呢度係我老竇起㗎！ 264 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,224 - My father built this place! 收返你啲錢！ 265 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,791 Keep your money! 冇人想要另一個商場。 266 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:04,141 Nobody wants another mall. - Wilkie先生，呢啲舖頭就快絕種。 267 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,143 - Mr. Wilkie, stores like this are going extinct. 趁仲有得賺就賺啦。 268 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:09,190 Cash in while you can. 新年後，成個地盤就會拆。 269 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:17,502 Right after new year's, this whole block comes down. [關門聲] 270 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,679 [door slams] - Pete。 271 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:20,680 - Pete. - 呀差差差差！ 272 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:24,205 - Ah cha chadda cha cha! - Pete，唔好。 273 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,337 - Pete, please don't. - 咩？聖誕襪禮物。 274 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,905 - What? Stocking stuffers. 我細妹好鍾意呢啲嘢。 275 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:31,212 My kid sister loves these things. - 呢個佬癲嘅。佢賣膠嘔吐物。 276 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,780 - The man's insane. He sells plastic vomit. - 我好鍾意嗰啲嘢。我應該買啲。 277 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,478 - I love that stuff. I should have bought some. - 但係新年後趕佢走？ 278 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,654 - But evicting him after new year's? 唔係好有節日氣氛喎。 279 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,874 Not exactly in the holiday spirit. - 我有冇講我哋有俾錢佢？ 280 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,006 - Did I mention that we're paying him? 仲有咩比商場更有節日氣氛？ 281 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,269 And what has more holiday spirit than a mall? 我啲商場係俾人嚟慶祝聖誕㗎！ 282 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,185 I mean, people go to my malls to celebrate christmas! 我哋有聖誕老人村、大聖誕樹。 283 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,840 We have santa's villages, huge trees. 你最後一次去家庭式小店係幾時？ 284 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,016 When was the last time you were in a mom and pop store? - 我係喺家庭式小店大㗎。 285 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,628 - I grew up in a mom and pop store. - 好啦，咁你知道我啱啦。 286 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,196 - Okay. You know I'm right, then. 天啊，我以為我啲員工 287 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,676 God, I thought my staff were in 今日至少會忙半日。 288 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,158 For at least half a day today. - Pete，呢個係咩？ 289 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:12,209 - Pete, what is that? - 啱啱發生咗，係咪？ 290 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,480 - That just happened, right? - 佢追緊Newley。 291 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,743 - It's going after newley. - [尖叫] 292 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,615 - [screaming] - 呵呵呵呵呵！ 293 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,621 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! - 呀！呀！ 294 00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,754 - Aah! Aah! 好，呢件事真係發生緊，係咪？ 295 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,190 Okay, this is happening, right? 你見到未？呢件事真係發生緊。 296 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,713 Do you see this? This is happening. - 係。 - 係。 297 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,019 - Yeah. - Yeah. 係！ - 係。 298 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,063 Yes! - Yes. - 噢！ - [喘氣] 299 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:43,110 - Oh! - [panting] 呀！ 300 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,851 Aah! - 我一直睇住你，Larry Noodle， 301 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,212 - I've been watching you, larry noodle, 我好失望！ 302 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:02,129 And I'm very disappointed! 你冇做到佢哋應得嘅男人！ 303 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:08,135 You're not being the man that they deserve! 呢啲唔係重要嘅嘢！ 304 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:11,399 These are not what's important! [嘩啦聲] 305 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,618 [clatter] - 你真係激嬲咗佢。 306 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:17,144 - You seriously pissed that guy off. - 時間無多！ 307 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,536 - Time's running out! 搞好你嘅人生，否則我就攞走佢！ 308 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:23,759 Fix your life, or I'm gonna take it from you! - 再見，Larry Noodle！ 309 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,155 - Good-bye, larry noodle! - 呢個就係「嗖」一聲。 - 同閃閃發光。 310 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,507 - That was whooshing. - And twinkling. - 仲有少少「卡嚓」。 311 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,769 - And a little ker-chow. - 天啊。 312 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,205 - Oh, my god. Larry Noodle？ 313 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,903 Larry noodle? 自從細個之後就冇人咁叫我。 314 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,166 No one's called me that since I was a kid. - Myka...Myka，係咪有可能 315 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:44,954 - Myka...Myka, is it-- is it possible 我哋見到真嘅、現實中嘅—— 316 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,914 That--that we saw the actual, real life-- - 唔好！唔得！ 317 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,133 - Don't! No! - 聖誕老人？ 318 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,267 - Santa? - Artie，係咪有可能—— 319 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,971 - Artie, is it-- is it possible that-- - 係嘅，Virginia，真係有聖誕老人？ 320 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,191 - That yes, virginia, there really is a santa claus? - 佢由煙囪出入！ 321 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,933 - The dude enters and exits through chimneys! 佢化成仙塵喺房度飛。 322 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,326 He travels across the room as fairy dust. Artie，呢個係真聖誕老人，好冇？ 323 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:14,027 Look, Artie, this was the real santa, okay? 哦，順便講句， 324 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,071 Oh, and by the way, 要乖啲，因為聖誕老人好惡。 325 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,770 Be nice, because santa is bad-ass. - 四世紀嘅土耳其 326 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,903 - There really was a saint nicholas 真係有個聖尼古拉斯， 327 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,862 In fourth century turkey, 佢出名會放銀幣喺人哋鞋度。 328 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:26,691 And he was known to have put coins in people's shoes. - 真聖誕老人！正！我知㗎！ 329 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,998 - Real santa! Excellent! You know, I knew it! 認真，呢個解釋咗好多嘢。 330 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,087 Seriously, it explains so much. - 你而家喺個腦度 331 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,175 - You're making a christmas list 諗緊聖誕禮物清單，係咪？ 332 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,437 In your head right now, aren't you? - 可能啦。 333 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,482 - Maybe. - 佢威脅Newley條命。 334 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,614 - He threatened newley's life. - 呢個佬係有啲乞人憎。 335 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,312 - Well, the guy is a bit of a tool. - Artie，有冇可能有人 336 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,009 - Artie, is it possible that someone maybe 有件神器可以扮成聖誕老人？ 337 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:43,883 Has an artifact that lets them take the form of santa? - 仲有其他聖誕傳說， 338 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,843 - Well, there are other christmas legends, 涉及啲黑暗嘅小精靈。 339 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,151 Um, involving darker, imp-like spirits. 好似Krampus，同埋Black Peter。 340 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:57,157 Like, that was krampus, and there's also black peter. 仲有更多。我會繼續查。 341 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,942 There are more. I'll keep doing the research. - Artie，Claudia呢？ - 我嘅黑暗小精靈？ 342 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,902 - Artie, where's Claudia? - My own dark imp? 係，我估佢又去 343 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,120 Yeah, I suspect she's off 搞另一個節日驚喜。 344 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,731 Plotting another holiday surprise. - 忙到冇時間兌現對個女嘅承諾？ 345 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,299 - Too busy making money to keep a promise to your daughter? - 而家唔係好時候，Lila。 346 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,649 - Now is not a good time, lila. - 你話過會裝飾聖誕樹！ 347 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:12,955 - You said that you were gonna decorate the tree! - 我冇講過，好冇？ 348 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,914 - I never said that, okay? 同埋，我送咗 349 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,263 And listen, by the way, I sent over 啲好貴嘅古董裝飾過去。 350 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,395 Some incredibly expensive antique ornaments. 你有冇俾佢？ 351 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,006 Did you even bother to give them to her? - 同佢老竇喺度係兩回事。 352 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,095 - Not really the same as her dad being here. - 我了解我個女， 353 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,924 - Look, I know my daughter, 佢鍾意呢啲嘢。 354 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,100 And I know that she happens to like things like that. 佢係個老成嘅靈魂。 - 佢愈嚟愈大！ 355 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,537 She is an old soul. - And she's getting older! 又過咗一年，Larry。 356 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:30,930 Another year gone by, larry. 你仲要錯過幾多次？ 357 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,540 How many are you gonna miss? [電話嗶聲] 358 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,628 [phone beeps] [掛線聲] 359 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,629 [dial tone] [電話嗶聲] 360 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,892 [phone beeps] - 我冇做過任何承諾。 361 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,026 - I never made any promise. 我忙到死。 362 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,159 I'm buried with work. 總之，唔好意思， 363 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,987 Anyway, if you'll excuse me, 我有兩個會要開。 364 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,119 I, uh-- I have two meetings - 點解佢要講大話？ - 佢係我前妻。 365 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,859 That I have to get to right away. 佢就係咁。 - 可能係佢搞鬼。 366 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,036 - Why would she lie? - Well, she's my ex-wife. - 我有個諗法。 367 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,473 That's what she does. - She could be behind this. Myks，你去訪問前妻。 368 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:53,865 - I got a thought. 大Lar同我去陪個女，好唔好？ 369 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,867 Myks, why don't you go interview the ex? 你點睇？嚟啦。 370 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,653 Big lar and I will spend some q-time with the daughter, huh? - 我—— - 取消你啲會。 371 00:15:58,696 --> 00:15:59,915 What do you say about that, huh? Come on. 出發啦。好。出發啦。 372 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,308 - Well-- - Cancel your meetings. - 我—— 373 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,136 Here we go. All right. Here we go. - 嚟啦，我聽聞費城呢個時候好靚。 374 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,789 - I-- - 結果，打咗486個鋼琴調音師， 375 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,750 - Come on, I hear philadelphia is beautiful this time of year. 發現三個人分好難， 376 00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:14,625 - So, as it turns out, calling 486 piano tuners, 因為得一個人識讀Glucky... 377 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,236 Turns out it's harder to split three ways Globben-killer... 378 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,760 When only one of you can pronounce glucky, uh... - Gluckklavier。 - 係。 379 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,848 Globben-killer... 總之，我哋差啲放棄成個計劃， 380 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,893 - Gluckklavier. - Yes. 點知有個人話呢個Gluck嘢 381 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,244 Anyway, so we were about to ditch the whole plan 用嘅調音釘得德國一間公司造， 382 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,898 When one of them says that this gluckenthing 所以我個半德國話嘅兄弟 383 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,075 Uses special tuning pins that are only made 打電話去，佢哋縮窄範圍 384 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,163 By this one company in germany, 到費城幾個真係會買嘅調音師， 385 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,555 So my kinda-german-speaking brother 然後我就嚟咗呢度。 386 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,427 Gets them on the horn, they narrow the list down - 我唔明一部舊鋼琴 387 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,863 To the couple of piano tuners in philly 喺角落積塵有咩特別。 388 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,952 Who actually buy them, and here I am. 入面有寶藏？ 389 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,301 - I can't imagine what's so special - 應該冇。 390 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,521 About an old piano gathering dust in a corner. 但更奇怪嘅事... 391 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,696 Is there hidden treasure inside? 睇吓。 392 00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,045 - Doubtful. 哈！真係聖誕老嘢，Marley！ 393 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,090 But stranger things... - 係Marla。 - 啱。唔好意思。 394 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,570 Let's see. 嘩，呢個係Artie嘅—— 395 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,791 Ha! Holy bah-humbug, Marley! 係我老細嘅縮寫。 396 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,836 - It's marla. - Right. I'm so sorry. 真係冇諗到就係呢個。 397 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,882 Um, it's--wow. This is just Artie's-- 你想賣幾多？求吓你話唔貴。 398 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,710 It's my boss' initials. 399 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,234 I can't believe this is really it. 400 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,497 How much do you want for it? Please say not much. 401 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,673 - Let me get mr. Weisfelt. He owns it, not the school. 等我搵Weisfelt先生。佢係業主，唔係學校嘅。 402 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:05,763 - Unbelievable. Bro, I found it. Yeah. 難以置信。兄弟，我搵到啦。係呀。 403 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,678 Merion music school. Get your butt over here. Merion音樂學校。你快啲過嚟。 404 00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:08,940 Weisfelt? Weisfelt？ 405 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:12,901 - You want to buy this piano? Why? - 你想買呢部鋼琴？點解？ 406 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,294 - Claude? Are you still there? - Claude？你仲喺度嗎？ 407 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,731 - Hmm? I--do you hear me? - 嗯？我——你聽到我講嘢嗎？ 408 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,821 Do you wanna buy this piano? Why? 你想買呢部鋼琴？點解？ 409 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:23,042 - [clears throat] - [清喉嚨] 410 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,608 You're Artie's father. 你係Artie嘅老竇。 411 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:28,351 - What? Oh. I forgot I had these in. - 咩話？哦。我唔記得咗我戴住呢啲嘢。 412 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,833 Hearing the little bastards bang out moonlight sonata-- 聽到班衰仔亂咁彈《月光奏鳴曲》—— 413 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,836 No wonder beethoven went deaf. 難怪貝多芬會聾。 414 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,144 - Best christmas present ever. - 最好嘅聖誕禮物。 415 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,848 - I--I love fruitcake. - 我——我鍾意食水果蛋糕。 416 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,458 - Here you go, daddy. - 俾你， daddy。 417 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,981 - Thanks, honey. - 多謝，親愛嘅。 418 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,420 - Man, this looks... - 嘩，呢個睇落... 419 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:03,865 [tooth cracks] [牙齒裂開聲] 420 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,128 Ow. 哎呀。 421 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,521 I mean... 我意思係... 422 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,001 [british accent] 'ow delicious is this, lassie? [英國口音] 呢個有幾好食呀，小姐？ 423 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,048 [laughs] I love it, it's-- [笑] 我好鍾意，佢係—— 424 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,137 - Dude, it's not like I baked it. - 老友，又唔係我焗嘅。 425 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:18,227 - Oh, thank god. - 哦，謝天謝地。 426 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,099 - [laughs] - [笑] 427 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,407 - [laughs] - [笑] 428 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:30,152 - Oh, my god. We have the exact same ornament at my house. - 天啊。我屋企都有個一模一樣嘅裝飾。 429 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,111 Christmas is a pretty big deal there too. 聖誕節喺嗰邊都好大件事。 430 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,025 - Kallie loves the old-fashioned ornaments. - Kallie鍾意舊式裝飾。 431 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,593 She and her father used to scour the swap meets. 佢同佢老竇以前成日去跳蚤市場搵。 432 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,988 Back when larry didn't work every weekend. 以前Larry唔使每個週末都做嘢。 433 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,643 - Do you any idea who might be threatening him? - 你知唔知邊個可能威脅佢？ 434 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:46,647 I don't know-- maybe a new man in your life 我唔知——可能係你新嘅男人 435 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,040 Who thinks he might be doing you a favor? 覺得咁做係幫緊你？ 436 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,087 - There's no one new. - 冇新人。 437 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,002 - Have ever heard anyone - 你有冇聽過有人 438 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,831 Refer to your ex-husband as "larry noodle"? 叫你前夫做「Larry Noodle」？ 439 00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:01,444 - [laughs] wow. Larry noodle? - [笑] 嘩。Larry Noodle？ 440 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,186 I haven't heard that since he was a teenager. 我由佢十幾歲之後就冇聽過呢個名。 441 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,449 He hated that nickname. 佢好憎呢個花名。 442 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:09,235 - So you guys have known each other for a really long time. - 所以你哋識咗好耐。 443 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,932 - High school. - Wow. - 中學。 - 嘩。 444 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:16,938 - Yeah. God, we were so happy when we had nothing. - 係呀。天啊，我哋乜都冇嗰陣好開心。 445 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:20,202 And then, the more successful he became, 然後，佢越成功， 446 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,944 The more that that was the only thing that mattered. 就越得呢樣嘢重要。 447 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:26,469 Larry noodle. I miss him. Larry Noodle。我好掛住佢。 448 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:29,385 He was sweet. 佢以前好溫柔。 449 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,214 - No! Oh, no! Forget it! - 唔好！哦，唔好！算啦！ 450 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,217 No, no, no! Excuse me. 唔好，唔好，唔好！唔該借借。 451 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,827 - Artie's father. - I can see it. - Artie嘅老竇。 - 我睇得出。 452 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,307 - You have to come with me! He's your son! - 你要跟我嚟！佢係你個仔！ 453 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,917 - My son! He disappeared! - 我個仔！佢失蹤咗！ 454 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,615 For years! Who does that? 成幾年！邊個會咁做？ 455 00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,356 - Eh, it happens more often than you think. - 唉，呢啲嘢成日發生㗎。 456 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,227 - Who the hell are you? - He had to change his name! - 你邊位？ - 佢要改個名！ 457 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,663 Do you know he did that to protect you? 你知唔知佢咁做係為咗保護你？ 458 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:47,838 - Yeah? From what? - 係咩？保護我乜嘢？ 459 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,318 Oh, never mind, I don't wanna know! 哦，算啦，我唔想知！ 460 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,233 - He'll explain it to you. There's your ice-breaker! - 佢會同你解釋。呢個就係你嘅開場白！ 461 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,975 - My ice-breaker? How about I break his neck, huh? - 我嘅開場白？不如我打斷佢條頸，好唔好？ 462 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:57,021 He wanted me to believe he's dead, so he's dead! 佢想我相信佢死咗，所以佢就係死咗！ 463 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,807 - Not yet, but soon! - 未死，但就快！ 464 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,027 He's dying. 佢就死㗎啦。 465 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,421 That's right. Artie's dying. 冇錯。Artie就快死。 466 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:09,033 I came here to beg you to see him, to say good-bye. 我嚟係求你去見佢，同佢道別。 467 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:12,472 To your son. Who's dying. 見你個仔。佢就快死。 468 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:16,258 - Claudia, you sure you should be telling him that? - Claudia，你確定應該同佢講呢啲？ 469 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,433 - Artie's dad deserves the truth. - Artie嘅老竇值得知道真相。 470 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,869 - Yeah, I agree. He does. - 係，我同意。佢值得。 471 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,784 But Artie might be a little angry-- 但Artie可能會嬲—— 472 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,959 - If I tell him everything? - 如果我話晒俾佢知？ 473 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,353 - You mean there's more? - Oh, yes. - 你意思係仲有嘢？ - 哦，係呀。 474 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,878 That Artie's too ashamed to call you himself. Artie唔好意思自己打俾你。 475 00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,012 That he's gonna take that guilt to his grave. 佢會帶住呢份內疚入棺材。 476 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:34,450 - Yeah, but--but he's-- - After he dies. - 係，但——但佢—— - 佢死咗之後。 477 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:42,763 - All right. All right, you wait here. - 好。好，你喺度等。 478 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,678 And I'll come with you. 我同你過去。 479 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,077 - You are going to hell. - I know! - 你落地獄㗎。 - 我知！ 480 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:56,559 - Kallie said you'd be out here. - Kallie話你會喺出面。 481 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,387 You just can't help yourself, can you? 你忍唔住㗎，係咪？ 482 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:01,521 - I'm sorry, but I have contracts - 對唔住，但我有合約 483 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:02,913 That I have to close today, 今日要簽， 484 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,654 Or else the whole deal falls through. 如果唔係成單嘢就會告吹。 485 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,352 I don't know about secret agents, 我唔知特工係點做， 486 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,049 But I can't just drop everything if I feel like it. 但我唔可以話放低就放低晒啲嘢。 487 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,964 - Oh, no, I can relate. - 哦，唔緊要，我明。 488 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,923 I'm stuck here trying to save your ungrateful butt. 我困喺度諗辦法救你個唔識感恩嘅死仔。 489 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,534 - You think I worked this hard for myself? - 你以為我咁辛苦係為咗自己？ 490 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,232 I want her to have what I didn't have. This is all for her. 我想佢擁有我冇嘅嘢。呢啲全部都係為咗佢。 491 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,755 This is so kallie gets everything she wants. 咁樣Kallie先可以得到佢想要嘅一切。 492 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:19,974 - Right. - 係囉。 493 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:20,975 [whooshing] [風聲] 494 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:26,937 - Oh, god, no. Please, not again! - 哦，天啊，唔好。求吓你，唔好再嚟！ 495 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,025 [gasps] [吸氣聲] 496 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:31,507 - I'm giving you every chance, larry! - 我俾緊你機會，Larry！ 497 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,683 Every chance to make things right! 每個機會去修正！ 498 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,076 - Okay, look, - 好，你聽住， 499 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,165 I don't know who the hell you think you are but-- 我唔知你以為自己係邊個但—— 500 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,994 Oh, my--aah! Aah! 哦，我——呀！呀！ 501 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,648 What is happening here? 呢度發生緊咩事？ 502 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,694 - Check on kallie and stay inside. - 睇住Kallie，留喺室內。 503 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:49,830 - Oh, my god. - 天啊。 504 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,527 - That happen a lot? - 成日都係咁？ 505 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,834 - Change your ways by midnight, - 午夜前改過， 506 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:57,228 Or I'll turn you into the ghost of christmas past! 否則我會將你變成過去聖誕嘅鬼魂！ 507 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,232 [electrical buzz] [電流聲] 508 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:02,973 - Okay, I'm officially scared now. - 好，我而家正式驚咗。 509 00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:04,845 Can you just please--what was the thing with my hand? 你可唔可以——我隻手係咩事？ 510 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,803 - Pete, this isn't santa. - Pete，呢個唔係聖誕老人。 511 00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:19,076 - It's you. - Me? - 係你。 - 我？ 512 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,905 - Ho ho ho! - 呵呵呵！ 513 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:23,385 [maniacal laughter] [狂笑] 514 00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:26,867 Tick-tock, larry noodle! Tick-tock! 倒數緊㗎，Larry Noodle！倒數緊！ 515 00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:32,002 - [gasps] - [吸氣聲] 516 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:35,049 - Larry noodle disappears tonight! - Larry Noodle今晚消失！ 517 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:36,833 Aah! 呀！ 518 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:48,628 ♪ 519 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:52,806 - ♪ it's beginning to look a lot like christmas ♪ - ♪ 開始似聖誕節 ♪ 520 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:56,026 ♪ everywhere you go ♪ 你去邊度都係 521 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,507 ♪ take a look in the five and ten ♪ ♪ 睇吓五毫同十毫店 ♪ 522 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,291 ♪ glistening once again ♪ 再次閃閃發光 523 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:03,947 ♪ with candy canes and silver lanes aglow ♪ ♪ 有拐杖糖同銀色街道發光 ♪ 524 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,514 ♪ 525 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:08,299 - All doors, vents, and windows sealed. - 所有門、通風口同窗都封好。 526 00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,779 No fairy-dust getting in. 冇仙塵入到嚟。 527 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:10,998 You think this'll keep him out? 你覺得咁樣擋得住佢？ 528 00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,827 - You're asking me how santa claus works? - 你問我聖誕老人點運作？ 529 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,438 - Hey, I was wrong, Artie. This isn't santa claus. - 喂，我錯咗，Artie。呢個唔係聖誕老人。 530 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:20,181 Santa's nice. This is...Larry claus. 聖誕老人係好人。呢個係...Larry老人。 531 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:21,878 - No wonder he knows everything about you. - 難怪佢知道你所有嘢。 532 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,358 He is you. 佢就係你。 533 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,707 - What does that even mean? - 呢句係咩意思？ 534 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,230 - Artie, the last time he appeared, - Artie，上次佢出現， 535 00:23:26,274 --> 00:23:28,755 Our guy faded, but just for a second. 我哋嗰個人消失咗一陣。 536 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,321 - That's not good. - Oh, you think? - 咁唔好。 - 哦，你話呢？ 537 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:33,499 - A duplicate shows up and the original starts to fade? - 分身出現，原本嗰個開始消失？ 538 00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,196 It sounds to me like you're dealing 聽落似你遇到 539 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:38,199 With some kind of identity transference. 某種身份轉移。 540 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:41,332 And eventually, your guy might just-- 最後，你嗰個人可能會—— 541 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:42,725 - What? Disappear completely? - 咩？完全消失？ 542 00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:43,944 - Okay, please slow down, okay? - 好，請講慢啲，好嗎？ 543 00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:45,989 Just who the hell are you people, huh? 你哋究竟係邊個？ 544 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,687 - We're people who deal with this sort of thing. - 我哋係處理呢類嘢嘅人。 545 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,558 - And what sort of thing is this? - 呢類係咩嘢？ 546 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:52,387 - Look, larry noodle, you either start to trust us, - 聽住，Larry Noodle，你要唔開始信我哋， 547 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,869 Or christmas eve comes and goes, and you go with it. 唔係聖誕夜過咗，你都會跟住消失。 548 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,131 - All right, listen, listen. - 好，聽住，聽住。 549 00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:59,307 Just keep him sealed up till after midnight. 封住佢直到午夜後。 550 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:00,830 - Got it. Kirk out. - 收到。Kirk收線。 551 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,923 - [sighs] - [嘆氣] 552 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,233 Oh! Where have you been? 哦！你去咗邊？ 553 00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,713 - Oh. You missed me! - 哦。你掛住我！ 554 00:24:13,756 --> 00:24:15,018 - I was worried. - Same thing. - 我擔心你。 - 一樣啫。 555 00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,977 - No, it's not. There'd be paperwork. - 唔同。會有文件要搞。 556 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,848 - I have a surprise for you. - Oh, I knew it! - 我有個驚喜俾你。 - 哦，我知啦！ 557 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,459 Why can't you and your christmas gremlins 點解你同你啲聖誕小魔怪 558 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,416 Leave me alone? 唔放過我？ 559 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,635 - Come on! - 嚟啦！ 560 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:30,207 - Dad? - 老竇？ 561 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,949 - I thought you'd be thinner. - 我以為你會瘦啲。 562 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:39,913 - Would you, um, give us a minute? - 你可唔可以，嗯，俾我哋傾一陣？ 563 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:42,872 - Well, it's been 30 years. What's another minute? - 唉，都30年啦。唔爭在呢一分鐘。 564 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:46,572 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - 哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，哎呀，哎呀！ 565 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,051 Ow! You're pinching! Ow! 哎呀！你掐到我！哎呀！ 566 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,358 - What have you done? And what gives you the right? - 你做咗啲咩？你憑咩？ 567 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:51,925 - I thought you wanted to see him. - 我以為你想見佢。 568 00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,056 You wrote him that song. 你寫咗首歌俾佢。 569 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,711 - Song--noct-- the piano nocturne? - 首歌——夜曲——鋼琴夜曲？ 570 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:59,802 I would have contacted him in my own time! 我會自己搵時間聯絡佢！ 571 00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:00,977 - He's even older than you are. - 佢仲老過你。 572 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,109 How much time you think you have? 你覺得你仲有幾多時間？ 573 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:03,327 - You know what you're gonna do-- - 你知你要做咩—— 574 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,807 You're gonna undo whatever it is you did. 你要取消你做嘅嘢。 575 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:08,158 - Artie, he's dying. - Holy mother of god. - Artie，佢就快死。 - 聖母瑪利亞。 576 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:11,031 - Joshua knows too. - Joshua都知。 577 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:14,382 He's--he's dying, and he wants to make things right. 佢——佢就快死，佢想彌補。 578 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:17,037 He doesn't wanna take this guilt to his grave, 佢唔想帶住呢份內疚入棺材， 579 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,778 That he pushed you away. 話佢推開咗你。 580 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:21,824 Go in there and talk to him. 入去同佢傾吓。 581 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:29,658 [piano notes ring] [鋼琴聲響起] 582 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:41,409 - Dad? - 老竇？ 583 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,850 It's--it's good to see you. 好——好開心見到你。 584 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:52,551 - We--we brought "glucky." - 我——我哋帶咗「Glucky」嚟。 585 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:56,337 - I-I see. Thank--thanks. - 我——我見到。多——多謝。 586 00:25:57,686 --> 00:26:01,124 - Heh. You little pisher. - 嘿。你個衰仔。 587 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,566 Ah! 呀！ 588 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:22,755 - ♪ christmas time is here again thank heaven ♪ - ♪ 聖誕節又到啦謝天謝地 ♪ 589 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,844 ♪ time for fa-la-las and deck the halls ♪ ♪ 係時候唱fa-la-la同掛聖誕裝飾 ♪ 590 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,977 - California christmas. Yech. - 加州聖誕。唉。 591 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:31,633 - And then there's this guy. - 然後仲有呢條友。 592 00:26:31,677 --> 00:26:34,375 You know, I think about my dad. 你知嗎，我諗起我老竇。 593 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:35,768 If he'd had the chance, he'd have been there 如果佢有機會，佢會喺度 594 00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:39,249 For every birthday, every christmas, 每個生日，每個聖誕， 595 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:41,774 Every morning I woke up. 每個我起身嘅朝早。 596 00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:46,430 This guy, he has no idea what he has. 呢條友，佢唔知自己擁有啲咩。 597 00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:48,911 - My dad was a lot like him. - 我老竇同佢好似。 598 00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,087 He was busy. Never home. 佢好忙。成日唔喺屋企。 599 00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:55,004 Funny thing is, now that we have a good relationship, 好笑嘅係，而家我哋關係好咗， 600 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:58,007 I'm the one that's too busy. 反而係我太忙。 601 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:00,967 - cat's in the cradle, huh? - 貓仔同老竇嘅故事，係咪？ 602 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,012 [knock on door] [敲門聲] 603 00:27:12,239 --> 00:27:13,980 - Hey, how are you doing? - 喂，你點呀？ 604 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,634 - Hi. - Is he here? Where is he? - 嗨。 - 佢喺度嗎？佢喺邊？ 605 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,070 - What--what-- what are you doing here? - 你...你...你做咩嚟呢度？ 606 00:27:17,113 --> 00:27:18,158 - You called me! - 你叫我嚟㗎！ 607 00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:19,463 Who knew you had a sense of humor? 邊個知你咁有幽默感？ 608 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:20,813 - Newley, get back in the safe room. - Newley，返去安全房。 609 00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,597 - What--what are you--? - I got the letter. - 你...你做咩...？ - 我收到封信。 610 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,772 You called off the demolition. 你取消咗拆卸工程。 611 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,687 I came as soon as I could. - I did what? 我一收到就即刻趕嚟。 - 我做咗咩？ 612 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,210 What letter? This is--oh, my god. 咩信？呢個係...天啊。 613 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,038 That is my signature. He's signing my name now. 係我簽名。佢而家冒簽我個名。 614 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:31,040 - What are you talking about? Who's signing your name? - 你講緊咩呀？邊個冒簽你個名？ 615 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,042 What, are you trying to back off on this? 做咩，你想縮沙呀？ 616 00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,391 - No, I'm not trying to back out of anything. - 唔係，我冇諗住縮沙。 617 00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:35,871 I mean, well, yes, I am trying to back out. 不過，係，我係想縮沙。 618 00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:38,787 This is a forgery. I never sent this letter. 呢個係偽造㗎。我從來冇寄過呢封信。 619 00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,008 Okay, wilkie? It's time for you to go home now, please. 好喇，Wilkie？你係時候返屋企喇，唔該。 620 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,664 Okay, now, you better just go home 好，你最好快啲返屋企 621 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:46,665 Before things just get really-- 費事搞到好... 622 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,057 - Newley, look out! - Newley，小心！ 623 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,370 - Ho ho ho! - 呵呵呵！ 624 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,980 - What the hell was that? - 咩嚟㗎？ 625 00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,982 - That was-- - Twinkle and whoosh. - 係... - 閃光同呼一聲。 626 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,201 - And kidnapping. - 同綁架。 627 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:05,596 - Help me! - 救命呀！ 628 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:11,428 - He'd come down the stairs. - 佢由樓梯落嚟。 629 00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:13,909 - What about-- what about cousin sylvia? - 咁...咁Sylvia表姐呢？ 630 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:14,954 - Even she found a man. - 連佢都搵到個男人。 631 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:15,955 - No! - Yeah. - 唔係！ - 係。 632 00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,304 - With that voice? - 把聲咁都得？ 633 00:28:17,347 --> 00:28:19,045 - Oh, he can't hear anything over middle c, - 哦，佢聽唔到中音C以上嘅聲， 634 00:28:19,088 --> 00:28:20,350 So I guess it works. 所以應該冇問題。 635 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:21,743 [laughter] [笑聲] 636 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:22,788 - Oh, my god. - Yeah. - 天啊。 - 係呀。 637 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,224 - Well, a lid for every pot, huh? - 一個煲一個蓋，係咪？ 638 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,709 Dad... 老竇... 639 00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,757 I'm really sorry that we lost so much time. 我好對唔住，我哋浪費咗咁多時間。 640 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:37,759 - I know. It's a shame. - 我知。真係可惜。 641 00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,630 And now, with so little left. 而家，剩返咁少時間。 642 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:42,372 - I know. Life, huh? - 我明。人生就係咁㗎啦？ 643 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,332 - God's mysterious ways. - Yeah. - 天主嘅安排真係奧妙。 - 係呀。 644 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:49,336 - You know, I never heard. - 你知嘛，我一直冇問。 645 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,991 What is it? - What is what? 係咩病？ - 咩病？ 646 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:55,516 - The annoying girl, I never asked her - 個煩人女仔，我一直冇問佢 647 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,213 What you're dying of. 你到底係死於咩病。 648 00:28:57,257 --> 00:29:01,827 - Me? She told me that you were dying. - 我？佢話我知你就嚟死㗎喎。 649 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:04,438 - Hey! You know what I'd like to hear? - 喂！你知我想聽咩？ 650 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,656 The two of you play piano together. 你兩個一齊彈鋼琴。 651 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:06,657 Huh? Artie? Izzy? 係咪？Artie？Izzy？ 652 00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:07,746 How much fun would that be? 咁會幾開心呢？ 653 00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:08,790 - You're not dying? - 你冇事？ 654 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,792 - Well, don't sound so disappointed. - 喂，唔好咁失望啦。 655 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:11,793 - You disappeared from the face of the earth! - 你喺地球消失咗呀！ 656 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,012 - After you disowned me! - 係你唔認我㗎先！ 657 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,796 - You spit on us! - 你吐我哋口水！ 658 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,711 Your mother and me, we worked two jobs 你阿媽同我，打兩份工 659 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,060 To send you to juilliard, 送你去Juilliard讀書， 660 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:19,061 And you threw it all away to work for what? 你竟然為咗咩放棄晒？ 661 00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:20,323 Those fascists! 嗰班法西斯！ 662 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,368 - It's the u.S. Government I work for! - 我係為美國政府做嘢㗎！ 663 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:22,369 They're not fascists! 佢哋唔係法西斯！ 664 00:29:22,412 --> 00:29:23,544 - Oh, no? - No! - 哦，係咩？ - 唔係！ 665 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,632 - Ever hear of mccarthy? - Oh, please. - 有冇聽過McCarthy？ - 哦，得啦。 666 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:25,807 - I couldn't work for years - 我好多年冇工開 667 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:27,200 Because I had family in, what, russia? 因為我有親戚喺...俄羅斯？ 668 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,636 - Don't tell me about the family in russia, dad. - 唔好同我講俄羅斯嘅親戚，老竇。 669 00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,117 I know all about the family in russia. 我全部都知道。 670 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,335 - You never had the sense of a dog in the street! - 你連街邊嘅狗都唔如！ 671 00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,468 - Oh, is that right? - Boys, boys, boys! - 哦，係咩？ - 仔呀，仔呀，仔呀！ 672 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:35,643 Can--can we just-- 可唔可以... 673 00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:36,862 - Haven't you caused enough trouble? - 你搞出嘅麻煩仲唔夠多咩？ 674 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,124 - This is none of your business, girlie! - 唔關你事呀，女仔！ 675 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,690 - Don't point your guns at me. - 唔好指住我。 676 00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,257 I'm just trying to make your lives better! 我只係想令你哋生活好啲！ 677 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,650 - Who asked you to? You lied to me! - 邊個叫你咁做？你呃我！ 678 00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:43,651 - How could you say that we're dying? - 你點可以話我哋就嚟死？ 679 00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:45,261 - Aren't we all dying, really? - 我哋邊個唔係就嚟死呢？ 680 00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:46,480 - Shame on you! You're a liar! - 你真係可恥！你係大話精！ 681 00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,394 - She has no respect at all! None, none! - 佢完全冇尊重！冇，冇！ 682 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,395 - A devil child. - 魔鬼細路。 683 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:49,831 - You don't know the half of it. - 你仲未見過佢嘅真面目。 684 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:50,963 She never, never, never does as she's told. 佢從來都唔聽人講。 685 00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:51,964 - No manners at all! - 完全冇禮貌！ 686 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:52,965 You know who she reminds me of? 你知佢似邊個？ 687 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:54,227 - Who? - Trudie. - 邊個？ - Trudie。 688 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,228 - Exactly like trudie. The same--same girl. - 同Trudie一模一樣。同一個女仔。 689 00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,403 She always puts her nose 佢成日多管閒事 690 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,708 Into everybody else's business. 理人哋嘅事。 691 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:58,840 - Yeah, she thinks she knows everything, huh? - 係呀，佢以為自己乜都識，係咪？ 692 00:29:58,884 --> 00:29:59,754 - And that mouth on her. Yap-yap-yap-yap. - 仲有把口，講講講講講。 693 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,711 - Yeah, yap-yap-yap-yap-yap. - 係呀，講講講講講。 694 00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,539 - God! - She not yours, is she? - 天呀！ - 佢唔係你嘅女，係咪？ 695 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,716 - No! God, no! No, no, no. - 唔係！天呀，唔係！唔係，唔係，唔係。 696 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,414 She wasn't even born of man. 佢連人都唔係生出嚟㗎。 697 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,546 She noodged her way into existence! 佢係自己鑽出嚟㗎！ 698 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,767 - [laughs] that's very good. - [笑] 講得幾好。 699 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,768 Noodged! 鑽出嚟！ 700 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,900 [laughter] [笑聲] 701 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,727 - You know, she reminds me of trudie. - 你知嘛，佢令我想起Trudie。 702 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:18,120 - That's what I said. - Yeah. - 我咪就係咁講。 - 係呀。 703 00:30:18,164 --> 00:30:19,774 Do you remember trudie's wedding? 你記唔記得Trudie嘅婚禮？ 704 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,602 - Remember? I'm still hungry! - 記得？我仲肚餓緊呀！ 705 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:24,605 - [laughs] - [笑] 706 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,781 - Okay, so larry santa - 好喇，Larry Santa 707 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,827 Took larry noodle up to the sky. 帶咗Larry Noodle上天。 708 00:30:28,870 --> 00:30:30,654 - Yeah, he said until midnight, - 係呀，佢話到午夜， 709 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:33,048 So we have a-- have a few hours. 所以我哋仲有幾個鐘。 710 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,876 - Right. So larry noodle's still alive, - 啱。即係Larry Noodle仲未死， 711 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,182 If we can find him. 如果我哋搵到佢。 712 00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,488 - What are you doing? - 你做緊咩？ 713 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:40,490 - Well, he's not gonna finish it. - 佢又唔會食晒。 714 00:30:40,534 --> 00:30:42,841 - You will eat anything, won't you? - 你真係乜都食得落，係咪？ 715 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:46,453 Okay. So where would his santa double take him? 好。咁佢個Santa替身會帶佢去邊？ 716 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,672 I mean, some kind of hideout? 我意思係，某個藏身點？ 717 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,849 - [snaps fingers] the north pole. - [彈指] 北極。 718 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:52,241 - We hope not. - 希望唔係。 719 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:56,767 All right, and santa newley came out of newley. 好，Santa Newley由Newley度出嚟。 720 00:30:56,811 --> 00:31:01,816 Then where would the real newley consider home? 咁真正嘅Newley會當邊度係屋企？ 721 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,863 - Lila's? Uh, lila and kallie. - Lila度？Lila同Kallie。 722 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:07,822 - And kallie collects ornaments. - 而Kallie鍾意收集裝飾品。 723 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,738 - Okay, so what are you thinking? - 好，你諗緊咩？ 724 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:13,784 - I think I've seen the artifact. - 我諗我見過呢件文物。 725 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:21,923 - My dad got that for me. - 我老竇送俾我㗎。 726 00:31:21,967 --> 00:31:23,925 He knows I like antiques. 佢知我鍾意古董。 727 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,102 - I think he ordered them from germany or someplace. - 我諗佢係由德國定邊度訂返嚟。 728 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,626 - This picture of your ex-husband. - 呢張係你前夫嘅相。 729 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:33,152 - Yeah, larry used to dress up for the neighborhood kids - 係呀，Larry以前會著到聖誕老人咁 730 00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:34,457 As santa. 俾隔籬啲細路睇。 731 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:35,937 Kallie loved it. Kallie好鍾意。 732 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,330 They both did. 佢兩個都鍾意。 733 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,897 - Myka, can I see that for a sec? - Myka，可唔可以俾我睇下？ 734 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:40,333 - Sure. - 當然可以。 735 00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,947 - You know, these are old shell casings. - 你知嘛，呢啲係舊子彈殼。 736 00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,079 - Mm-hmm. - 嗯。 737 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:50,909 - Yeah, well, uh... - 係呀，嗯... 738 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:54,129 I might know what this is. 我可能知呢個係咩。 739 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:58,133 Have you guys ever heard of the christmas ceasefire? 你哋有冇聽過聖誕休戰？ 740 00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:00,570 - You mean, during world war I? - 你係指第一次世界大戰嗰次？ 741 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,224 - exactement! - 啱晒！ 742 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,140 All right, well, when I was in the marine corps, 好喇，我喺海軍陸戰隊嗰陣， 743 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:06,228 I had a drill instructor. 有個教官。 744 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,969 He loved telling this story. 佢好鍾意講呢個故仔。 745 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:10,276 [clears throat] [清喉嚨] 746 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,757 It was christmas eve, 1914. 係1914年嘅聖誕前夕。 747 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,238 I'm not talking, like, l.A. Christmas. 我唔係講洛杉磯嗰種聖誕。 748 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,458 I'm talking, like, belgian christmas. 我係講比利時嗰種聖誕。 749 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,721 I'm talking, like, icicles hanging off your nose 我係講冰柱掛喺鼻哥 750 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,810 And snow down your pants. 同雪落喺褲浪嗰種。 751 00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:26,118 And even though there was no formal truce, 雖然冇正式嘅停戰協議， 752 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:27,641 The german soldiers, 但啲德國士兵， 753 00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,991 They started lighting candles in the trenches 開始喺戰壕點蠟燭 754 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:32,776 And singing christmas carols. 同唱聖誕歌。 755 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:36,041 And then, in the distance, 然後，遠處， 756 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,826 The british soldiers joined in. 啲英國士兵加入一齊唱。 757 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:41,960 All of a sudden, these sworn enemies, 突然之間，呢班死對頭， 758 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,832 Who were only seconds before fighting one other, 幾秒前仲打緊交， 759 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:50,707 Were meeting in no-man's land between the trenches. 竟然喺戰壕之間嘅無人地帶相遇。 760 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,884 Exchanging gifts, 交換禮物， 761 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:57,540 Candy, souvenirs, 糖果、紀念品， 762 00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:02,502 And lots of improvised stuff. 同好多即興整嘅嘢。 763 00:33:02,545 --> 00:33:05,200 - If there was ever a moment - 如果有個時刻 764 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:07,768 That could infuse an object 可以注入力量 765 00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,813 And turn it into an artifact-- 令一件物件變成文物... 766 00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:11,641 - This would be one. - 呢個就係其中一個。 767 00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:13,948 So what do we do? Goo it and see what happens? 咁我哋點做？用Goo試下睇會點？ 768 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,819 - Not without eyes on newley. - 唔得，要睇住Newley先。 769 00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:17,821 We wouldn't know which one survived. 我哋唔知邊個會生存落嚟。 770 00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:21,260 Kallie, why this picture? Kallie，點解係呢張相？ 771 00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,697 - Well, I love that picture. - 我鍾意呢張相。 772 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:26,352 Dad was so much fun when he was santa. 老竇扮聖誕老人嗰陣好開心。 773 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:30,356 - So I guess you were wishing for things - 所以我估你係希望 774 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:34,229 To be like they were when your dad was santa. 可以返番去老竇扮聖誕老人嗰陣。 775 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:37,754 - Mm, yeah, I guess. - It's okay. - 嗯，係呀，大概係。 - 冇問題㗎。 776 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:40,061 I used to make a lot of wishes like that 我以前都成日咁樣許願 777 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,889 When I was your age too. 同你咁大嗰陣。 778 00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:45,632 - That was the last christmas we spent all together. - 係我哋最後一次一齊過嘅聖誕。 779 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:48,504 Before you guys, you know... 喺你哋...你知㗎... 780 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:52,334 - It was the year before he opened his first mall - 係佢開第一間商場之前一年 781 00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,554 And his business really took off. 佢嘅生意開始起飛。 782 00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:55,598 - "what has more holiday spirit than a mall?" - 「仲有咩比商場更有節日氣氛？」 783 00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:56,991 That's what he said. 佢咁講㗎。 784 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,907 - That's where santa newley might consider home. - 咁Santa Newley可能會當嗰度係屋企。 785 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:01,517 We have to get to that mall. 我哋要去嗰個商場。 786 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,562 - Okay, guys. Don't worry. - 好喇，各位。唔使擔心。 787 00:34:02,605 --> 00:34:03,867 We'll call you in a little bit. 我哋一陣打俾你。 788 00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:05,739 We're gonna take the, uh-- we're--the--this. 我哋會揸...我哋...呢個。 789 00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:08,220 We're taking this with us. - Okay. Bye. 我哋帶呢個去。 - 好。拜拜。 790 00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:11,745 - And just a cookie. - 仲有塊曲奇。 791 00:34:11,788 --> 00:34:14,661 Cookie! Okay. All right, bye. 曲奇！好。好喇，拜拜。 792 00:34:14,704 --> 00:34:16,706 [electrical buzz] [電流聲] 793 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,758 - Aah! - 呀！ 794 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,455 Aah! 呀！ 795 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,109 - Look, larry, your shopping mall! - 睇下，Larry，你個商場！ 796 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,243 - Thanks. What do you want with me? - 多謝。你想對我點？ 797 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:32,809 - I've given you lots of chances - 我俾咗你好多次機會 798 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,985 To be a better larry, larry. 做個好啲嘅Larry，Larry。 799 00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:37,031 And you've blown every one. 但你每次都搞砸。 800 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,903 I'm the man they need, not you! 佢哋需要嘅係我，唔係你！ 801 00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:42,515 You never keep my promises! 你從來都冇遵守過我嘅承諾！ 802 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:43,907 [laughs] [笑] 803 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:47,607 - You--you promised that I'd help trim the tree. - 你...你應承過我會幫手裝飾聖誕樹㗎。 804 00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:50,262 - Would that have been so hard? - 咁樣好難做咩？ 805 00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:52,133 - And you sent that letter to wilkie. - 仲有你寄咗封信俾Wilkie。 806 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,874 - So you could do the right thing. - 等你可以做返件啱嘅事。 807 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,615 But you never do! 但你從來都唔做！ 808 00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:58,661 People deserve better from you, larry. 啲人值得你做得更好㗎，Larry。 809 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:02,796 Kallie deserves a father who is there. Kallie值得有一個喺身邊嘅爸爸。 810 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:07,844 Now she's going to get one. 而家佢就會有喇。 811 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:11,631 - Aah! - 呀！ 812 00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,546 What are you doing with-- what is this? 你做緊咩...呢個係咩嚟㗎？ 813 00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:15,722 - In a few minutes, you will be gone - 再過幾分鐘，你就會消失 814 00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:20,030 And then I'll be real. 然後我就會變成真嘅。 815 00:35:20,074 --> 00:35:22,903 - No! No! - 唔好！唔好！ 816 00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:25,340 - [laughs] - [笑] 817 00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:28,604 Good-bye, larry noodle! Good-bye! 再見啦，Larry Noodle！再見！ 818 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,650 [laughs] [笑] 819 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:33,696 - You gotta admit, the guy's got christmas spirit. - 你要認同，呢條友真係有聖誕精神。 820 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:36,221 - Come on. - 嚟啦。 821 00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:38,527 - Help! He's making me disappear! - 救命！佢想令我消失！ 822 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:40,790 - Okay, so we know the tesla won't work. - 好，咁我哋知道個Tesla冇用。 823 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,096 - The last time newley faded, - 上次Newley消失嗰陣， 824 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,793 I touched his arm and he came back. 我掂咗佢隻手，佢就返咗嚟。 825 00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,578 - So human contact stops the process. - 即係人類接觸可以停止個過程。 826 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,449 You--you grab newley. I'll bag the ornament. 你...你捉住Newley。我去攞個裝飾品。 827 00:35:47,493 --> 00:35:48,711 - Okay. - 好。 828 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:03,596 - Oh, look, santa's little army. - 哦，睇下，聖誕老人嘅小軍隊。 829 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:04,988 Aren't they cute? 係咪好得意呢？ 830 00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,555 [groans] [呻吟] 831 00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:08,688 Right. Nutcracker. 啱喇。胡桃夾子。 832 00:36:08,731 --> 00:36:09,689 [thud] [砰] 833 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,039 - Pete? Pete! Okay, wait! - Pete？Pete！好，等陣！ 834 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,040 [gunshot] [槍聲] 835 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:15,042 [shattering glass] [玻璃碎裂] 836 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:16,043 [cocks rifle] [上膛] 837 00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:18,524 - Okay, hold your fire. - 好，停火。 838 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,701 Newley, brace yourself. Newley，準備好。 839 00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:23,920 [electric buzz] [電流聲] 840 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,313 - Gaah! - 嘎！ 841 00:36:25,357 --> 00:36:28,316 - [laughs] - [笑] 842 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,317 - Nothing. - 冇料到。 843 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:30,362 - What was that? - 頭先係咩嚟㗎？ 844 00:36:30,405 --> 00:36:33,713 - That was plan "a" not working. - 係A計劃失敗咗。 845 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,193 [groans] [呻吟] 846 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,890 - That was the ornament you sent kallie. - 嗰個就係你送俾Kallie嘅裝飾品。 847 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:39,936 She wished this--this santa into being. 佢許願令呢個...呢個聖誕老人變成真嘅。 848 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:42,417 - Kallie wished for me to replace him. - Kallie許願要我取代佢。 849 00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,811 - No, no, she wished for the dad that she knew - 唔係，唔係，佢係想要返佢認識嗰個爸爸 850 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:47,553 Before you became all about work and money. 喺你變到成日掛住做嘢同錢之前。 851 00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:50,120 - I did it for her! She doesn't understand! - 我係為咗佢先咁做㗎！佢唔明㗎！ 852 00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:51,383 - She's just a little girl! - 佢只係個細路女咋！ 853 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,776 All she knows is that you are not there. 佢淨係知道你唔喺佢身邊。 854 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,300 - There just isn't enough time. - 真係唔夠時間。 855 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,737 - Well, you should have made the time! - 哼，你應該自己抽時間出嚟！ 856 00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,695 The world will be a better place with me 呢個世界有我喺度會更好 857 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:02,220 Instead of you, larry! 好過有你，Larry！ 858 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,483 Kallie will have a better father! Kallie會有一個更好嘅爸爸！ 859 00:37:04,526 --> 00:37:07,094 - No! - 唔好！ 860 00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:12,708 - Leave my dad alone! - 唔准搞我爸爸！ 861 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:13,840 - Kallie! - Kallie！ 862 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,104 - How did she do that? - 佢點做到㗎？ 863 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,759 - She's a kid. It's christmas. - 佢係細路女。而家係聖誕節。 864 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,240 - He'll never change, kallie. - 佢永遠都唔會變㗎，Kallie。 865 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,024 He'll never make the time for you. 佢永遠都唔會為你抽時間。 866 00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,417 - I don't care! - 我唔理！ 867 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,027 I want him no matter how he is! 我就要佢，無論佢係點！ 868 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,768 Even if he never comes over! 就算佢永遠都唔過嚟！ 869 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,900 Don't you hurt him! 你唔准傷害佢！ 870 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,075 - Please, you've got to give me one more chance. - 求吓你，你要俾多次機會我。 871 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,816 Please! - Stop it! 求吓你！ - 停手！ 872 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:36,341 This is my fault! - Oh, kallie, honey. 呢個係我嘅錯！ - 哦，Kallie，乖女。 873 00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:38,256 It's not your fault. I did this. 唔係你嘅錯。係我搞成咁。 874 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:39,648 I did this to myself. To us. 係我自己搞成咁。搞到我哋。 875 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,867 It's my fault! 係我嘅錯！ 876 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,260 I never meant this to happen. 我從來冇諗過會搞成咁。 877 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,696 It's just that I-- 只係我... 878 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:47,700 Aw, hell, what good is money if I'm never there, huh? 唉，算啦，如果我成日都唔喺度，咁有錢有咩用，係咪？ 879 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,832 You keep growing up, 你一路大個， 880 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,313 And if I'm not part of your life, 如果我唔係你生活嘅一部分， 881 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,315 If I'm just the guy who pays the bills, 如果我淨係個交水電費嘅人， 882 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,577 Who jokes with you online, 同你喺網上講吓笑話， 883 00:37:55,621 --> 00:38:00,495 Then I might as well just f-f-fade away. 咁我不如就...就...消失算啦。 884 00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:04,020 I don't want to fade away. 我唔想消失。 885 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:06,893 I want to be there for you. 我想陪住你。 886 00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:10,853 I want to be the dad you remember. 我想做返你記得嗰個爸爸。 887 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:12,725 More than anything. 最想做到嘅事。 888 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:17,730 - Now, kallie! Your dad needs a hug! - 而家啦，Kallie！你爸爸需要一個擁抱！ 889 00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,645 - Daddy! - [groans] - 爸爸！ - [呻吟] 890 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:20,820 - Daddy! - 爸爸！ 891 00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:25,041 - ♪ I don't want a lot for christmas ♪ - ♪ 我聖誕唔想要好多嘢 ♪ 892 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:28,741 ♪ there is just one thing I need ♪ ♪ 我淨係需要一樣嘢 ♪ 893 00:38:28,784 --> 00:38:31,744 ♪ all I want for christmas ♪ ♪ 我聖誕最想要嘅 ♪ 894 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:35,313 - Oh, sweetie. - 哦，乖女。 895 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:39,621 - ♪ is - ♪ 就係 896 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,492 ♪ you ♪ 你 897 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,450 - Come on, Myka! - 快啲啦，Myka！ 898 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,017 What'd ya get me, what'd ya get me, what'd ya get me? 你買咗咩俾我，買咗咩俾我，買咗咩俾我？ 899 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,714 - No, no, and no. - 唔係，唔係，同埋唔係。 900 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:49,109 We are not opening our gifts until after dinner! 我哋食完晚餐先拆禮物！ 901 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,502 - But I told you what I got you! - 但我話咗俾你知我買咗咩俾你！ 902 00:38:50,545 --> 00:38:52,852 - I know. Why would you do that? - 我知。你做咩要咁做？ 903 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:55,071 - Do you like it? Do you like it? Do you like it? - 你鍾唔鍾意？你鍾唔鍾意？你鍾唔鍾意？ 904 00:38:55,115 --> 00:38:57,422 - [groans] - [呻吟] 905 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,249 [door slams] [關門聲] 906 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,164 I'm wearing your coat. 我著緊你件褸。 907 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,210 - Captain nemo! - Nemo船長！ 908 00:39:03,253 --> 00:39:04,385 - I'm freezing. - 我凍死喇。 909 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,692 - You are supposed to button it. - 你應該要鈕埋佢㗎。 910 00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:08,737 - Oh. - 哦。 911 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,743 I thought the buttons were decorative. 我以為啲鈕係裝飾嚟㗎。 912 00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:16,528 - Yeah, well, on you, all buttons are decorative. - 係囉，著喺你身上，所有鈕都係裝飾。 913 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:17,659 - Okay, you know what? - 好，你知唔知... 914 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,748 - No, no, no, you're right, as always. - 唔係，唔係，唔係，你啱，你永遠都啱。 915 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,969 I will buy you some long johns to wear under. 我會買啲保暖內衣俾你打底。 916 00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:24,536 - [laughs] - I smell turkey. - [笑] - 我聞到火雞味。 917 00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:27,582 - [gasps] my turkey. My turkey! - [吸氣] 我嘅火雞。我嘅火雞！ 918 00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:29,410 - Son. - Dad. - 仔。 - 老竇。 919 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:31,412 - Yeah? - Listen. - 嗯？ - 聽住。 920 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:34,284 I just-- I want you to know, 我只係...我想你知， 921 00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:36,591 The work that I did and, you know, I'm still doing, 我做過嘅工作，同埋我仲做緊嘅， 922 00:39:36,635 --> 00:39:37,810 It's good work, dad, 係好嘢嚟㗎，老竇， 923 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:38,941 And there's a lot of people better off-- 同埋有好多人過得更好... 924 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:40,290 - Arthur, arthur! - Arthur，Arthur！ 925 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:43,468 You told me it was necessary. I believe you. 你話過係必要嘅。我信你。 926 00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:45,470 - Good, because when we started this-- - 好，因為我哋開始嗰陣... 927 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,776 - Arthur, enough. You're already getting an "a." - Arthur，夠喇。你已經攞緊A級。 928 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,735 You want to work yourself down to a "b"? 你想做到變B級咩？ 929 00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:50,866 - All right. - 好喇。 930 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,695 - You see, - 你明唔明， 931 00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:58,134 It was when you walked away from music, 係你放棄音樂嗰陣， 932 00:39:58,178 --> 00:39:59,571 That was hard. 先係最難頂。 933 00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,834 - No, I didn't walk-- - 唔係，我冇放棄... 934 00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:05,533 Walk away from music. 放棄音樂。 935 00:40:05,577 --> 00:40:07,579 I brought this to-- remember? 我帶咗呢個嚟...記得嗎？ 936 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,755 - [gasps] yeah. - [吸氣] 係。 937 00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:12,845 - Look at the back. - 睇下背面。 938 00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:15,064 See, I-- - Finished it. 睇下，我... - 完成咗佢。 939 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:16,718 - Yeah. - 係。 940 00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:17,937 - Well, now. - 咁，而家。 941 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,460 Now you must play it. 而家你要彈佢。 942 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,244 - No, no, no, not now. Now? - 唔係，唔係，唔係，而家唔得。而家？ 943 00:40:21,288 --> 00:40:22,463 - Well, when else? - 咁幾時先？ 944 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:24,596 You want to wait another 30 years? 你想等多30年？ 945 00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:25,814 - All right, all right. - 好喇，好喇。 946 00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:26,859 Now, you've got to remember, 不過你要記住， 947 00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:28,469 It's a work in progress, so-- 呢個係未完成嘅作品，所以... 948 00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:30,732 - Yes, it's always a work in progress. - 係，永遠都係未完成嘅作品。 949 00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:33,082 Progress is what it's all made of. 進步就係由呢啲嘢組成㗎。 950 00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:35,128 - All right. - 好喇。 951 00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:41,221 [playing music] [彈奏音樂] 952 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:56,889 - Your fingering, it's still a nightmare. - 你嘅指法，仲係惡夢嚟。 953 00:40:56,932 --> 00:40:59,239 - Dad, dad, I wrote this! - 老竇，老竇，呢個係我寫㗎！ 954 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,197 - Yeah. Shakespeare wrote plays. - 係。莎士比亞寫過劇本。 955 00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,547 It doesn't mean he could act. 唔代表佢識演戲。 956 00:41:02,590 --> 00:41:04,505 - You're ruining a perfect moment. - 你破壞緊一個完美嘅時刻。 957 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:07,029 - I know, but you're ruining a perfectly good piece of music. - 我知，但你破壞緊一首完美嘅樂曲。 958 00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:08,814 Here, let me fix the hands. 嚟，等我教返你隻手。 959 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:09,945 - There's nothing wrong. - 冇問題㗎。 960 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,381 - Here, like that. - 嚟，好似咁。 961 00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,209 - No, dad, move your hand away. - 唔係，老竇，拎開你隻手。 962 00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:16,125 - Eh-eh-eh! [mutters] - 喂喂喂！ [喃喃自語] 963 00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:17,344 - Mmm! Mmm! - 呣！呣！ 964 00:41:17,387 --> 00:41:19,477 - Do not eat the stuffing out of the bowl! - 唔准就咁食碗入面嘅餡料！ 965 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,608 - Why not? It's delicious! - 點解唔得？好好味㗎！ 966 00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:22,610 - I don't want your cooties! - 我唔想你啲細路菌！ 967 00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,830 Oh, hey, are you guys doing presents? 哦，喂，你哋係咪拆緊禮物？ 968 00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,745 - Not until after dinner, remember? - 食完晚餐先，記得嗎？ 969 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:28,529 - I know I'm supposed to wait, but-- - 我知道要等，但... 970 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,400 - Claudia had one made for each of us. - Claudia整咗一個俾我哋每個人。 971 00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,489 Check it out. - Merry christmas! 睇下。 - 聖誕快樂！ 972 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,708 - Oh, my god! I love it! - 天啊！我好鍾意！ 973 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:35,841 - Oh, wow! - Oh! I love it! - 哦，嘩！ - 哦！我好鍾意！ 974 00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:38,757 - It's the artifact that almost killed each of us. - 係差啲殺死我哋每個人嘅文物。 975 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,672 How...Thoughtful? 幾...有心？ 976 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,064 - Just shut up and say thank you. - 收聲，講多謝就得。 977 00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:43,718 - Oh, thank you, thank you. - 哦，多謝，多謝。 978 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:45,372 [air kisses] [隔空錫錫] 979 00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:46,982 - This one here. - Yep, this one's Artie's. - 呢個係你嘅。 - 係，呢個係Artie嘅。 980 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,418 - And this one is Leena's. - 而呢個係Leena嘅。 981 00:41:48,462 --> 00:41:49,550 - Oh, look, the pearl of wisdom. - 哦，睇下，智慧珍珠。 982 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:52,727 - Hello, hello, a little help, please? - 喂，喂，幫吓手得唔得？ 983 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,033 - I got it. - 我嚟。 984 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,644 - Artie, izzy, soup's on! - Artie，Izzy，開飯喇！ 985 00:42:00,822 --> 00:42:02,258 - You know, I'm sorry - 你知唔知，我好遺憾 986 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,695 That you didn't get to spend christmas 你冇得同屋企人 987 00:42:03,738 --> 00:42:04,565 With your family. 一齊過聖誕。 988 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:07,220 - Well, thanks. You too. - 嗯，多謝。你都係。 989 00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:08,874 But you know, after watching newley, 但你知道，睇完Newley之後， 990 00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:11,180 I realized I was already with someone 我發現我已經同緊一個 991 00:42:11,224 --> 00:42:14,401 That I cared about, and that's what matters, right? 我關心嘅人一齊，呢個先係最重要，係咪？ 992 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,231 - Don't you get all mushy and sweet. - 唔好搞到咁感性同甜絲絲。 993 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,189 - Oh, all right. - 哦，好喇。 994 00:42:20,233 --> 00:42:23,192 Ophelia tetons. Bam! All right! Ophelia Tetons。砰！好喇！ 995 00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:26,413 Let's get this party started, shall we? 我哋開始個派對啦，好唔好？ 996 00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:27,545 Hello. 喂。 997 00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:28,894 All right, who wants white meat 好，邊個要白肉 998 00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:30,460 And who wants dark meat? - Dark, please. 邊個要黑肉？ - 黑肉，唔該。 999 00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:33,289 - I want white, please. - You want white? - 我要白肉，唔該。 - 你要白肉？ 1000 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,423 - Somebody's supposed to say some words before our-- - 應該有人要講幾句嘢先至... 1001 00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:37,555 - Are you talking about grace? 你係咪講緊「恩典」？ 1002 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:38,643 We call it grace. - Yes, grace. 我哋叫呢個做恩典。 - 係，恩典。 1003 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,558 - Yes, grace. Maybe the annoying-- - 係，恩典。可能係嗰個煩人嘅—— 1004 00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:41,689 The annoying gentile, why don't you-- 煩人嘅外邦人，你不如—— 1005 00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,604 [laughter] [笑聲] 1006 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,258 - Fine, you want to join hands? - 好，你想唔想拖手？ 1007 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:47,826 - No. - Very well. - 唔想。 - 好囉。 1008 00:42:47,869 --> 00:42:49,697 baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech-- baruch atah adonai eloheinu melech—— 1009 00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:52,526 - Ah! - Oh! - 啊！ - 噢！ 1010 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,659 - But--but she's doing it wrong. - 但——但佢做錯咗。 1011 00:42:54,702 --> 00:42:55,616 - No, I'm not. - 唔係，我冇錯。 1012 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:59,489 [overlapping chatter] [嘈雜聲重疊] 1013 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,491 - Tell her. You can't say adonai-- - 同佢講啦。你唔可以話adonai—— 1014 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:04,059 [overlapping chatter] [嘈雜聲重疊] 1015 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:06,322 [cheering] [歡呼聲] 1016 00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:13,199 Captioning bycaptionmax www.Captionmax.Com 字幕由captionmax提供 www.Captionmax.Com